Tuesday, June 5, 2018
Location: Sony Square NYC (Gramercy)
Event: Cuba Loves Baseball Exhibition Opening
This event was all for some white dude who made a book of pictures he took in Cuba. Usually when I do stuff like that my mom just says thanks and throws it in a drawer somewhere. In a real missed opportunity to serve Cuban sandwiches, they just had some basic charcuterie. The highlight of the night was, as it always is, Cornichon pickles.
Tuesday, June 7, 2018
Location: Twitter (Chelsea)
Event: TapIntoTwitter NYC
Food: Turkey sandwich
Like I always say: If I had a billion dollars I'd buy Twitter and shut it now. And my only regret would be that I overpaid. My feelings have not changed after attending this event. But I'd give very nice severance packages to the decent people who currently work there. I'm even willing to forgive them for making us all go around the room and introduce ourselves as if we cared to get to know each other.