Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Location: Citi Habitats (Midtown)
Event: Buying New York
Food: Vegetables and dip
Continuing my life theme of living beyond my means, I decided to attend a session on buying real estate in New York City. They served wine and vegetables which is the kind of fancy food I would eat if I had anywhere near enough money to buy a home. They told us a bunch of stuff I could've googled in 5 minutes, but I was perfectly happy to do it on an air-conditioned couch.
Saturday, June 25, 2016
Location: Gutenberg Park (Hell's Kitchen)
Event: Family Fun Fest
Food: Hot dog
I was just eating my deli sandwich in the park by myself like I sometimes do when I was approached by a woman with flyers. I normally pretend to be asleep, but she said something about free food which got my attention. I followed her to what ended up being a children's carnival sponsored by Times Square Church. They had free hot dogs and some legit face painting so it was well worth me looking like a creep.
